My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

00:09 Oh dear, Star Trek: The Motion Picture really is as bad as I seemed to remember. (on C4 atm) #

00:55 The "V'ger orifice" does indeed look like one. o_O #StarTrekMotionPicture #

16:52 I just got to meet Gaga and Rollins, @pinkappljam and @raggedyman's kittens. So adorable! Photos before the evening is over. #

17:21 Gaga has the perfect camouflage against the tiger print sofa throw. #kittens #

18:17 Soo many kitten photos... #

18:47 #ebz The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Wraps round your throat like a cheap cravat! fallenlondon.com/c/123774 #

18:54 I should cook dinner but #kittens! (or at least photos of kittens) #

18:59 Right, kitten pics are exporting. Time to cook. #

19:54 I'm going to have veg pasta for the rest of the week, lunch and dinner. o_O #

21:22 New photo blog - #Kittens! - is.gd/cWLOk #

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