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2 Nov 2005 11:54 pm" Because of her mysterious ways I was fascinated with Dorothy and I wondered if she would ever consider having a relationship with a lion, but I have to admit that most of my attention was directed at her little dog Toto because, after all, he was a source of meat protein and I had had enough of those damn flying monkeys."
From the 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest which has a load of gems like this. (found while LJ hopping)
From the 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest which has a load of gems like this. (found while LJ hopping)