Poor Tesla and his legacy

[karohemd]

Behold the Tesla Purple Energy Shield, yours for only $90!
found by belaroo

The disclaimer on the website basically already says that it's a con:
None of the statements in this or any other pages at this website should be construed as claims or representation that this or any of the products or services from Life Technology™ are offered for the diagnosis, treatment, mitigation, cure or prevention of any disease. Our products and services have not been evaluated by the FDA. The information contained within the pages of this website is for educational purposes only. Nothing set forth herein is intended to be medical advice or able to be construed as such. This discussion is private in its entirety and non-negotiable between the parties. Anyone acting on any of the contents herein does so solely on the basis of her or his own volition and at his or her own risk. Everyone has the duty and absolute right to think, evaluate, research, learn, and act autonomously. It would appear prudent for anyone to refrain from adopting any course of action without first understanding the basis and reasons thereof, including seeking the advice of trained, licensed professionals.

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I just love the bit at the bottom about the lost cubit allowing the wearer to alter his or her DNA at will.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Which X-Man would you like to be tonight?

[ev1ldonut.livejournal.com]

*shakes head sadly*

I wonder how many people will be conned into paying over a hundred quid for a piece of annodised aluminium. Something you can find lumps of in most motorbikes, bikers and mechanics tend to call them 'bolts' though. They cost about £1 each.

I also like the fact that they base a portion of it on the use of tachyons. An entirely theoretcal invention of physicists.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Yeah.
I wish I had the power of blag to make money like that. Then again, even if I had, my morals wouldn't let me...

Don't forget the lost cubit which assists in altering your DNA at will. ;o)

[suzerain.livejournal.com]

The atomic structure of the outer shell of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ has been altered, allowing the atoms and electrons of the aluminium to resonate in tune with the basic energy that causes the particles of every atom and molecule to be in constant vibration. Once the structure of the atoms of the aluminium have been altered, they will remain in that condition- possibly indefinitely. The plates create a positive energy field around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by osmosis.

damn. with an Easton aluminium frame, Mavic rims, Cook Bros' Racing cranks, Grafton brakes, Ringle' Hubs, and Alu Anodised bolts, post and Bars, plus Onza barends... all anodized blue... My old racing bike must've been able to resurrect the dead...

that page scores an 11 on the bullshittometer, really...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Good, isn't it.

How are you doing, anyway? Haven't heard anything from you in ages.

[xambrius.livejournal.com]

That's a pillbox. You can get them in convenience stores all over the US for two bucks or so.

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Tim Harris
The Seeker
Time Lord