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13 Jan 2006 08:25 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ozzy!
- Some birds use Ozzy to orientate themselves during migration!
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ozzy supply.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Ozzy!
- Native Americans never actually ate Ozzy; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
- Ozzy is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Ozzy.
- You should always open Ozzy at least an hour before drinking him.
- Ozzy will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Ozzy, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Ozzy'!
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