Now I'm hurt....

[karohemd]

Aries (March 21 - April 19): The corpse of 16th-century astronomer Nicolaus Corpenicus will rise from the grave this week to explain, once and for all, that the universe does not revolve around you, you self-centered prick.

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

From The Onion I assume?

*grin*

Heard wierd Al's Horoscope Song? For your delectation...

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon.
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep.

And mine

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying.
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Yes. ;o)

That's class, I need to look that up. :o)

[gbsteve.livejournal.com]

And what about Mystic Moo?

Orcs 21 March - 20 April
July marks a major transition point for Orcs. Having Mars as your ruling planet means your primary motivation is to hit things, hit them hard and make sure they don't get up again. As the Sun moves into your fifth house you feel the need to take your urges outside, as it were, and hit things out of doors. A good month to take up pastimes such as cricket and baseball. Take care if driving, though.