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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Date: 27/4/05 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
You should post this to Wierd_news :)

Date: 27/4/05 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
True, will do.

Date: 27/4/05 11:23 am (UTC)

Date: 27/4/05 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeylover.livejournal.com
All of them ancient unfortunately- I remember having a postcard with "funny headlines" about 10 years or so ago, including just about all of them (apart from the 'obesity study' one).

It also had the nice headline "70% of Irish priests take the Irish Times. The rest of them buy it"

But, for a more recent blunder, the Islington LibDem candidate Laura Willoughby was pictured with some members of the police force and a headline that read "Laura is fighting to out more police on our streets"- up the gay copper...

Date: 27/4/05 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Figured as much.

BTW, how was Kennedy last night?

Date: 27/4/05 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeylover.livejournal.com
Not bad- short though (I didn't get in the hall, and he only addressed the gathered throng outside briefly)

Full update to follow

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