This sucks ;o)

[karohemd]

(from a spam mail I just received)

Soft and dissolvable lozenges for genuine people

Our lozenges are just equal usual lozenges but they
are specially developed to be soft and dissolvable
under the glossa. The pills is sorbed at the mouth
and goes in the blood direct rather of acting
through with the breadbasket. This results in a faster more
mighty consequence which even up to 38 hours!

Comments

[whiskeylover.livejournal.com]

I want one- if only for the more mighty consequence...

[neilh.livejournal.com]

Please let us know so we can evacuate the room prior to your experience of the mighty consequences.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

When I am rich I will give out dictionaries to random people.

[neilh.livejournal.com]

I fear it is the machines what need the dictionaries...but maybe that won't help with their grammar? (or mine)

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

This is true, oops. It will not stop me giving out dictionaries though.

[neilh.livejournal.com]

No, and grammar doesn't distill well into the kind of book you can just dip into.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You would have to teach them how to use a dictionary, though.