karohemd: by LJ user gothindulgence (mad)
[personal profile] karohemd
Not anymore,

here's the solution!

Date: 22/4/04 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedyman.livejournal.com
as someone who bikes to work, eats banananas a lot, and who often finds them squished in some far off part of my bag I actually think its a rather neat widget. Sadly though they only do ones for the solo banana rather than the 3 or 4 I munch each day.

Date: 22/4/04 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
They have a contact link, mail them with your suggestion.

Date: 22/4/04 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeylover.livejournal.com
Well, hello there, is that a banana protector in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? ... because you wouldn't want your banana SQUISHED, now, would you *snigger*

Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
*giggle*

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas.
*chortle*

Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening...
*chuckle*

and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed.
Hehehe

The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
BWUAHAHAHAA ha ha ha


Call me immature if you will, but I just couldn't read that with a straight face- oh the innuendo- and they look pretty dodgy too, are you sure that website is allowed for people under 18? ;)

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