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[karohemd]

13:41 Anyone interested in playing model at a photo shoot in London tomorrow? DM me if so (and can get to Cambridge for 7 or London for 10:30) #

14:21 Sirloin Steak is marinading in the fridge #

14:37 LOL: Repeal the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics: is.gd/ddU8b Read the comments, too. #

14:39 You can always tell the quality of a film on DVD by the lack of trailers beforehand. #

15:07 Stop it with the fucking WWII "jokes" already! #idiots #morons #football #

16:24 Model crisis seems to have been averted for tomorrow, phew. #

16:27 #ARG's defense sucks, not complaining. If #GER get into the final, it'll be a very quiet Sunday at the town festival with no queues. :D #

16:28 unless they put up a giant screen. :/ #

16:32 LOL! #worldcup It's like he had to run around a few unmoving statues. #

16:35 Awww, Maradona is crying. #worldcup #

16:44 Why do the Argentinians always aim at the goalkeeper? He hardly has to move at all to catch a ball. #worldcup #

16:53 Right, time to charge batteries and polish lenses for tomorrow. #

19:18 Can the temperature PLEASE drop by 10 degrees? #

19:23 Cooking a steak dinner with all the trimmings was probably a bad idea but mmmm, it was nice. #

19:25 Eww. Weren\'t they squishy? (@kayotickitchen)yfrog.com/0v6kskj #

19:48 Watching The Magnificent Seven on C4+1. The classics are the best but my widescreen TV is not wide enough... #

20:01 And another Star Trek great joins the twitterverse: @RealNichelle She isn't verified but looks like the real deal. #

20:15 An always ad featuring a bucking Bronco during Magnificent 7, now I've seen everything... #

20:21 Hard to believe this film is 50 years old. #Magnificent7 #

20:31 Two many bloody adverts. #Channel4 #

20:55 Now that's the sort of interest I like: is.gd/def50 #

22:01 Yay, Gremlins on ITV2+1 #

22:24 OH FFS!! #

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