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[karohemd]

13:33 Sadly, this now down: RT @MacFormat: Daily Mail writes a story on iPhone 4, based on tweet from parody @ceostevejobs: is.gd/d66a1 #

13:54 Khaaaaaaaaaaan! is on Channel 4 tonight at 11:25. A bit late... #

15:50 As much as I'd hate to see England win, if they lose now, it would not be fair. Every other sport uses instant replay or some other tech. #

15:50 Even deeply conservative Wimbledon uses line sensing technology. #

15:52 Then again, the first two #GER goals were entirely deserved. There was no-one in their way... #

16:07 Just made myself a fruit salad (banana, apple, orange, raisins) because nothing else works in this heat. #

16:38 All #GER need when their defense fails for once is the tips of Neuer's fingers. #

16:52 Excellent to see the players congratulating each other. Thanks for goal difference. If it had remained 2:1 there would have been bad blood. #

16:57 I wonder how long it will take The Empress' landlord to paint his walls white again? Another overnight job to wash off the disgrace? #

19:25 Salad is in the fridge: beetroot, onions, feta. Slice the beets as soon as you can handle them and dress with EVOO and balsamico. Om nom nom #

19:27 Just need to remember not to panic when going to the loo tomorrow. ;) #

19:38 What I want in about an hour's time (when the sun has disappeared) is a huge thunderstorm with accompanying 3-hour-downpour. #

19:47 Oooh, new #TopGear at 8. #

20:10 Oh, it's the Iceland episode! #TopGear Yay! #

20:17 I envy James May very much. A live volcano is on my things to see before I die list. I missed one by half a year once (on Iceland no less). #

20:19 Don't drop it inside the footwell, James! #TopGear #

20:32 Awwww. #TopGear #

20:38 Oh dear, a whole cauliflower on the BBQ. #TopGear #

20:40 Hahaha, Bll Bailey. #TopGear #

20:42 Yay, Pineapple man. :D #TopGear #

20:46 Congrats, @RealBillBailey #TopGear #

20:51 I just wanted to say "How does it not tip over with Clarkson inside?" Hehehe. #TopGear #

21:19 Listening to Slash on the red button. Pretty good. #glastonbury #bbc #

21:25 "Sweet Child o' Mine" has to be one of the most recognisable opening riffs of rock history. Together with Purple Haze. #glastonbury #

21:37 Ooh, Dr. John is next. #

21:58 Hammond organ, horn section, slap bass. Yeah, that's what it's all about. #DrJohn #Glastonbury #

22:04 I love it when #DrJohn plays Hammond with the right hand and piano with the left. :D #glastonbury #

22:15 It IS Chris Barber who played trombone with #DrJohn. How fantastic! #glastonbury #

22:38 Why do The Flaming Lips have Oompah Loompahs on stage? #glastonbury #

23:44 Watching JP Jeunet's Micmacs is.gd/d6OWu Wonderful, weird and funny as always. Shame I missed this on the big screen. #

23:50 Dominique Pinon plays a human cannonball. What an excellently fitting role. :D #

23:57 Randomly switched to Glastonbury and Matt Smith is playing a remix of the #DoctorWho theme with Orbital... *boggles* #

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