My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

00:10 FAO @miss_s_b and others: petition to bring horror films badck RT: @cyberschizoid: bit.ly/di1hQr #BBC #cult #horror #

12:14 "die-hard gore fans, [...], will be as happy as maggots in a heap of discarded offal" #FFW #Guardian is.gd/cy2NM Friday! #

13:17 Oh dear, @MisterFuggles has learned how to use a mobile and must therefore have developed opposable thumbs. The end of the world is nigh! #

18:33 I don't want to taste sweat in my fish, thank you very much. #GreatBritishMenu #

18:34 Ooooh, go Kenny! #GreatBritishMenu #

22:17 Dammit, there goes another point of sanity. #Cthulhu #RPGs #

22:25 I wonder how bright it's going to be? RT @fudjo Ooooo. Betelgeuse may have gone supernova: bit.ly/dyZ6UP #

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