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02:09 it's recorded, not live (@creativeallies live at ustre.am/g71P ) #

02:10 it says "recorded live" in the top right corner (@creativeallies live at ustre.am/g71P ) #

02:31 Yes! Tom got through! #GreatBritishMenu #

03:27 Adrenalin has finally worn off. BED #

13:18 Just heard Jack Bruce playing the main riff from Sunshine of your Love on his fretless bass. *drools* (in is.gd/cuij7) #

16:03 All Living Fear's new single free to download on @bandcamp: alllivingfear.bandcamp.com/album/twenty-nine-point-nine #

16:21 (via @matgb) RT: @JonCG_novelist: Ashes to Ashes - pub. Lost - church. The transatlantic cultural difference in a single exit point. #

16:33 #Cooking plan for tonight: sirloin steak, cheesy mash, asparagus #

17:34 Why do the boys look so much younger than the girls on #JuniorApprentice? #

19:16 I just noticed that all the men on #DoctorWho tonight are wearing checked shirts. I feel ... odd. #

19:18 The Silurian makeup/prosthetics are really rather good. No telltale pink around the eyes or lips. #DoctorWho #

19:24 Steak was fab. Best mash in a long time. Asparagus divine. Sadly, this will have been the last probably. #

19:29 Who's playing the Silurian bigwig on #DoctorWho? Sounds familiar but I can't put my finger on him. #

19:30 Awesome art deco architecture, too. #DoctorWho #

19:35 "Squeaky bum time"? #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:42 Why is the Doctor using his sonic screwdriver on his own door? #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:44 Hehe, the twitterverse seems to be split between "Oh no, not Rory" and "Yay, he's dead". #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:47 Yay, Bill Nighy next time! #DoctorWho #DrWho #

20:42 Cheeky Cheeky o_O
#eurovision #

20:56 #WatermanArsegravy is an excellent hashtag for #eurovision #

21:05 Turkey are still my favourites. #eurovision #

21:09 Yeah, @raggedyman got it, Albania is a Goldfrapp tribute band. #

21:10 "It's not a bad song, it's just shit." (@raggedyman again) #

21:20 Europap of the greatest order. #eurovision #

21:25 Is that transparent pseudo piano actually connected? #eurovision #

21:26 Nice catsuit, though. #eurovision #

21:27 Most depressing song ever. #eurovision #

21:34 That was cunning camerawork #eurovision #

21:36 I wish to apologise for my country's behaviour during #eurovision #

21:45 We're watching #eurovision with subtitles and those Israeli lyrics are really depressing. #

21:52 Why is Spain on again? #

22:02 Turkey, Iceland, Albania For the so bad it's good award: Greece and France #eurovision #

22:09 Vote #Volcanogoddess #eurovision #

22:16 I apologise again for the behaviour of my country during #eurovision #

22:18 The Gallifreyan granny was awesome. #eurovision #

22:24 Oh, and this evening I saw @pinkapplejam doing something cool on an iPad: drawing with her fingers. It looked really good. #

22:26 Denmark? #eurovision #

22:27 Ireland go home! That was awful voting! #eurovision #

22:32 Political voting, what's that? #eurovision #

22:39 Why is Iceland so low? #eurovision #

22:45 Why is Stefan Raabe on the German sofa? He didn't write this year's song. #eurovision #

22:52 Why Germany, why? I won't hear the end of it on Tuesday at work. #eurovision #

22:54 Please stop it with the stupid hearting. #eurovision #

22:58 Noooooo. #eurovision #

23:04 I despair of Europe's taste in music. #eurovision #

23:09 And a cheer goes through this house as Georgia vote the UK to last place. #eurovision #

23:10 Apricot greetings... #eurovision #

23:12 Again I have to apologise for my country. #eurovision #

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