My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

15:00 Mmmm, porchetta. #

18:41 Argh, poor Tom. #GreatBritishMenu #

18:57 YES, Tom FTW #GreatBritishMenu Couldn't stand Tristan. #

19:21 Oh, I hope you realise tomorrow is "Don't tell me about your iPad day". ;P (UK) #

20:06 "They have a secret in their trousers tonight" #eurovision #

20:57 Are these Wham! rejects? #eurovision #

20:58 Oh come on, at least pretend you're holding a microphone. #eurovision #

21:03 ARGH, Germany. Bring back Guildo Horn. #eurovision #

21:06 Feminem? What were they thinking? #eurovision #

21:07 Oooh, catsuits... #eurovision #

21:15 Turkey's vocals need to be rougher, harsher, deeper and they'd be really good. Almost a bit like Oomph!, Letzte Instanz etc. #eurovision #

21:23 1. Turkey 2. Lithuania 3. hmmm Ireland I guess #

21:30 Oh bloody #eurovision, forgot about #HIGNFY #

21:32 Ireland was surprisingly good tonight, in recent years they were rubbish because they didn't want to win again. ;) #eurovision #

21:34 How similar are Iceland and Ireland? #eurovision #

21:44 And the UK are fielding a twat. What a surprise. #eurovision #

21:49 YES! #

21:56 I am disappoint. No sparklepants. :/ #eurovision #

22:00 Right, time for more #SamAndMax on my computer before @charltonbrooker in #YHBW #

23:11 Is that a bird's nest on @charltonbrooker's head? #YHBW #

23:13 Kids' TV producers really have to be on drugs... #YHBW #

23:21 That's ... bad and wrong. #YHBW #

23:43 Awww, poor Mr. Fuggles. #YHBW #

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