My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

16:53 Can I have a weekend rewind, please? #

20:14 "Remind me what 'coq au vin' is" WTF is this guy doing on #comedinewithme #

20:15 Scared of bones? #comedinewithme #

20:16 Where do they find these people? #comedinewithme #

20:21 I much prefer the flavour of sirloin to fillet. Just because it's more expensive doesn't mean it's better. Stupid cow. #comedinewithme #

20:22 A minute and a half on each side? You're overcooking your scallops. #comedinewithme #

20:43 Lowest score for Michelle. Ha-Ha! #comedinewithme #

20:45 Whoa, so much fat in the pan. You don't even need any for duck because it'll render out from underneath the skin. #comedinewithme #

20:51 Idiot on microsoft ad. Emails from banks will not include links. They will tell you to go to your account yourself. #

20:52 Erm, good thing he didn't burn his garden down... #comedinewithme #

20:53 Awww, don't like salty worms, Michelle? Tough luck. #comedinewithme #

21:10 I want a house with a moat... #

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