My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

00:44 (NSFW) Hahaha, compare and contrast: Sony Motion Controller: is.gd/bhNTg "Mystic Wand": is.gd/bhNWp #

16:35 I choose not to recognise the UK's Digital Economy Bill #whatdebill #debill whatdebill.org #

21:11 Followers rejoice, this evening will be the last I will be tweeting about #Masterchef #

21:13 *giggles at Alex hammering a ring into a potato* #Masterchef #

21:15 Another step ahead for Dhruv #Masterchef #

21:19 You can tell the rank of a chef by the height and ruffledness of their hats. #Masterchef #

21:20 Now that's a posh faggot. #Masterchef #

21:29 Dhruv, the raver cook. #Masterchef #

21:30 That diner looks like a twat. #Masterchef #

21:31 COOK MEAT WITH FIRE! #Masterchef (apologies to @warrenellis) #

21:32 Wow, high praise for Tim. Nice. #Masterchef #

21:39 Oooh, blue cheese ice cream... #Masterchef #

21:40 Dhruv performs rope bondage on a lobster and then throws it into boiling water. Now that's kinky. #Masterchef #

21:43 Wow, it all looks gorgeous! #Masterchef #

21:49 Go Dhruv! #Masterchef #

21:52 Tim might have caught up quite a bit. Between him and Dhruv, methinks. #Masterchef #

21:55 YES! #Masterchef #

21:57 Not as emotional as with @matkiwi last year but yeah. Alex is going to work as a sous chef at some molecular chef's restaurant. #Masterchef #

22:18 Watching #debill debate on is.gd/bj46z . Tiny number of MPs actually sitting there, let alone taking part is frustrating. #

22:19 So if there's not enough time to debate the #debill properly, it's one more reason not to push it through. #

22:22 *blinks* A Labour MP talking sense. #debill #

22:25 Poor @DhruvBaker1, he's gained at least 400 followers in the last 25 minutes. ;) #Masterchef #

23:19 Fuck #debill #

23:23 Should I start watermarking and re-uploading the thousands of photos I have online now? Might be done by the time #debill/#deact comes in. #

23:59 Oh, hang on, Clause 43 apparently didn't make it. Phew. #debill #

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