My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

15:35 Cooking bacon with a machine gun: is.gd/bhblo #

19:20 Watching #wonders again, because I can. #

21:11 I like Dhruv's menu, not convinced about Tim's, really. Alex's is safe. #Masterchef #

21:20 *crunch* Look, darling, I just bit my tooth out on a wedding ring. #Masterchef #

21:21 "I thought sweetbreads were like a bread". What are doing in a fine dining restaurant? #Masterchef #

21:22 "You are a donkey, aren't you?" - "I am" Riiight. Is your wife jealous yet, Dhruv? #Masterchef #

21:28 Exploding Lemon Maccaroons! Excellent name. #Masterchef #

21:32 OK, my money's on Dhruv. #Masterchef #

21:45 Yay, it's Tom Kitchin. Love this food, I had lunch at The Kitchin last year. #Masterchef #

21:49 Bum Bum Bum Bum #Masterchef #

22:05 My god, it's full of bongs! #Heston #

22:22 #Heston is quite clearly mad. Can't wait to go to The Fat Duck. #

23:35 Watching the last minutes of The Man Who Cycled the Americas with high interest because I've been to Ushuaia. #

23:41 and obv. fail to recognise anything but the range of mountains in the distance. flic.kr/p/wVbwL That said, I only had a few hours. #

23:57 Posting flickr links is a good indication for how many actually read my tweets and click. 7 this time. Not bad for 11:45 on a school night. #

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