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[karohemd]

17:56 Is that real? It would be awesome. RT: @MadMoses: Now that's a good move: is.gd/bfLYe HT @frequentbeef #

20:02 Oxbridge final in #UniversityChallenge on BBC2! #

20:03 With Leslie Winkle for Emmanuel, no less. #UniversityChallenge #

20:06 Townsend (Oxford) shaved his chops. :/ #UniversityChallenge #

20:18 Go Emmanuel! #UniversityChallenge #

20:27 . @deathboyuk: This will cheer you up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko (re the iPad) #

20:28 315 vs. 100, that's one hell of a wnning score for Emmanuel. First the Boat Race, now #UniversityChallenge. Go Cambridge! #

20:42 #raymondblanc is using vanilla essence? Really? #

20:53 Oh, that washed rind cheese looks awesome. #raymondblanc #

20:54 Greengage? #raymondblanc #

20:56 Aha: is.gd/bfXgk (new to me) #raymondblanc #

21:01 #Masterchef in India. I'd die. #

21:05 Dhruv should be in his element here. #Masterchef #

21:06 Cooking with fire in that heat, that's harsh. #Masterchef #

21:07 Gregg isn't even cooking and he's sweating. I'd be adding my own flavour to my cooking in that heat, too. #Masterchef #

21:21 Jetflame! Holy shit. I'm surprised Tim's still alive... #Masterchef #

21:28 Masterchef Wipeout? @AndyG001 Next cook & deliver soup whilst tackling revolving turntable & water cannons with Stewart Hall commentating #

21:34 And if they don't deliver, they'll get 100 lashes each. If they're lucky. #Masterchef #

21:38 I thought meat that wasn't well done was a nono in India? They (or was it Restaurant?) got in trouble for that last year. #Masterchef #

23:04 Flashforward: What the frack? #

23:13 Charles Stross' Hugo-nominated novella <i>Palimpsest</i> available as download: is.gd/bg6mi #

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