My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

00:31 Who the fuck is Justin Bieber and why is he trending? #

12:36 Kick Ass is brutal, clever and funny #

13:23 At Little Seoul for lunch because Jamie's was packed. Yummy pancakes and Bibimbab. #

14:31 I wish I was Kick Ass, then I would beat up that shell suit wearing twat playing obnoxious music on his phone... #

15:41 WTF is this? Military doing security at the #BoatRace? #

15:46 Wow, those rowers are huge. At least 1.90 tall and weighing at 90kg+ #BoatRace #

15:52 Holding my thumbs for #Cambridge, obviously. I might be in trouble otherwise. #BoatRace #

15:55 Oh dear, what a bunch of twats behind Balding. #BoatRace #

15:58 Too ... many ... cocks/cox ... jokes #BoatRace #

16:26 Have they been eating burgers? #BoatRace #

16:33 Rule No. 1: CARDIO #BoatRace #

16:36 Not looking good for Cambridge. Come on. #BoatRace #

16:42 Has the hot hair balloon crashed? #BoatRace #

16:43 Oh wow, they're almost even now. #BoatRace #

16:46 Smell the finish! #BoatRace #

16:48 Bloody hell, Cambridge have won. #BoatRace #

17:02 What point do those commentator's microphones have? They look like antiques. #BoatRace #

17:45 Easter Eggs but not as you know them. Impressive. is.gd/bcRMn #food #

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