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[karohemd]

16:44 Watching Tom Baker's Doctor (The Evil One, Ark in Space) on SciFi. Odd but entertaining. I wonder if there'll be off-Earth stuff in new Who. #

16:46 I wanted to resist but I just had to switch the heating on again. This is April, FFS. #weather #

16:55 More Who on SciFi all eve. Thankfully, I've seen Pyramids of Mars so I can hop to the shops and cook dinner. (and watch Masterchef and QI) #

17:21 Excellent AF I missed yesterday: Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future is.gd/bbqXY #

18:01 Cinema fans: Anyone know when Micmacs (the new JP Jeunet) will be out in the UK? imdb says 26 Feb. Have I missed it? :/ #

18:56 has acquired simple dinner foods: salami, cheese, bread, tinned fish. Too lazy to cook. :/ #

18:57 Zombie Emergency Procedure: is.gd/bbx06 #

19:39 Dear food critic cow, sweetbreads aren't entrails, they are glands. #Masterchef #

19:43 Ooops, Disaster Stacie. #Masterchef #

19:45 I've never seen so many sour faces than during Stacie's dessert. #Masterchef #

19:46 Why do they never learn that root veg and Asian flavours don't go together? #Masterchef #

19:48 Has Tim played it too safe? #Masterchef #

19:49 Why did Tim suddenly chicken out? Odd. #Masterchef #

20:30 After the cerebreal #Mastermind the slightly more lighthearted #QI Still brainfood. #QIParty #

20:34 *scratches head* #QI #QIParty #

20:37 I hate Johnny Vegas. #QI #QIparty #

20:49 LOL: Vegas: "If I stood perfectly on that [International Date] line..." - @stephenfry: "... you would drown". #QI #

21:00 Let's see if I like the new series of #AshestoAshes better than the last #

21:03 Hahaha, Ford Capri vs. Audio Quattro race with Ride of the Valkyries as soundtrack. #AshesToAshes #

21:09 For the goths/rivetheads/80's reprobates RT: @SacrilegeUK: Just think: This time next week you could be at Sacrilege! bit.ly/cSjN0L #

21:17 Argh, not that twat, he was a pain in the arse on #Hustle #AshesToAshes #

21:20 That's a new way of saying "chicken and bacon sandwich" is.gd/bbFGU o_O (HT: @jamie_oliver) #

21:24 So, the ransom code refers to bible verse and Keats knows the bible by heart. Coincidence? #AshestoAshes #

21:26 Argh, it's Trio! #AshesToAshes #

21:27 Anyone else think that licensing the music ate most of the budget on #AshesToAshes? #

21:28 And Gene Hunt is going the wrong way down the street again. #AshesToAshes #

21:52 All Shaz is missing is a string of onions and a baguette. On a bike. #AshesToAshes #

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