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[karohemd]

14:31 I'd wondered where that spooge came from - @LupieStardust: @deathboyuk I once fucked an entire Victorian pump house. I call it "steamspunk". #

23:48 For @robinbloke @neilhimself: My Russian publishers claim 2 large shots of Vodka will fix the flu. Or make you forget you have it, anyway. #

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