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[karohemd]

09:50 Third day off work with nasty cold. :/ Yet, an end is in sight. Back to bed... #

17:38 Just woke up again. Feeling better, in between sneezing out big chunks of green phlegm. #

18:03 "Why are shape-shifting soldiers from another universe stealing frozen heads?" #Fringe Just the level of entertainment I can process atm. #

18:43 "Physics is a bitch" #Fringe This ep has some awesome quotes. #

20:03 That guy is 33? He looks 10 years older... #masterchef #

20:13 Stacie might not have the best taste in style but that dessert looked lovely. #masterchef #

20:14 Not a great selection of cooks this time. #masterchef #

20:15 Making up for the double booking last week? Still, they were all rubbish. #masterchef #

20:20 Where did Stacie's hair go? #masterchef #

20:31 Did she just take a stick blender to meat? #masterchef #

20:35 Nicely cooked pork, Luke. #masterchef #

20:37 Mincing a tenderloin is a crime. #masterchef #

20:43 Come on, presenter, try and pronounce Italian at least a little correctly. #masterchef #

20:47 My money's on Luke, I like him and he's good. #masterchef #

20:49 Hello, she's making the risotto properly. #masterchef #

20:50 Jonty needs to learn flavours before he goes fancy. Moron. #masterchef #

20:51 Is anyone keeping up with the scallop/black pudding combos? #masterchef #

20:57 Jonty isn't a cook, he's a food designer. He should work for cookbook producers. #masterchef #

20:59 Dammit, not the pretentious Jonty. #masterchef The progression needs to be different: first great flavours, then presentation. #

22:38 Let's see if they're going to do the second run of the women's #GS at 22:45 or defer the lot tomorrow. #olympics #

22:46 not seen any trad. x-country skiing for a while. Bizarre, not "striding", just pushing with their sticks/bodies, rocking on feet. #olympics #

22:50 #GS now at 23:00. #olympics #

23:03 #GS postponed, time for bed. #olympics #

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