My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

16:01 Woke up just in time for #starwars. #

16:23 Mmm, yummy! #starwars #

16:30 Nom Nom Nom #starwars #

16:31 A pathetic end for Boba Fett, really. #starwars #

16:47 Anakin Skywalker was never a good man, first he was a twat and then a wanker. #starwars #

16:51 Worst hairdo ever. #starwars #

17:25 The speederbike races will always remain the best bit in ROTJ. #starwars #

17:49 I want Admiral Ackbar's chair. #starwars #

18:03 What is stormtrooper armour good for if even toothpicks can penetrate it? #starwars #

18:21 So they ran about 50m away and a structure at least, what, 100m high blows up and nothing happens? #starwars #

18:24 So if the bridge blows up, a Super Star Destroyer goes down? Who designed this crap? #starwars #

18:26 Too easy #starwars #

18:28 Can you also feel the thousands of Death Star troops and staff who just cried out and were suddenly silenced? #starwars #

18:33 Also, how come the people on Coruscant celebrate? The Death Star was just a little gear in the Imperial machine, the Empire is still there. #

18:46 Just getting in on the last minutes of #comedinewithme and wow, what a cow... #

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