Good bad film

pmoodie recently mentioned that Shark in Venice was about to be released and it came from Lovefilm today. Unlike Shark Attack 3 (by the same production team), it actually has reasonable acting and SFX. Unfortunately, no John Barrowman.
( The plot is worthy of Bonekickers, ya rly )

Choice quotes:
"I am bleeding and I can't talk."
"You're going to be in heaven in a few moments but first I'm going to put you through hell."
"This is Captain Buena Sera, put your weapons down." (Captain Good Evening) He's actually saying "Bonasera" but this way it's funnier.