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Er, what?

Three Little Pigs 'too offensive'

Stop it with the political correctness going too far already. What do you want to do next, ban the Muppets or pork recipes in books or cookery programs? You'd then have to ban everything that isn't kosher, too, oh and then all non-vegetarian foodstuffs because meat might offend vegetarians and so forth.

Hello? Cluestick? Common Sense?

Best BBC caption ever