Next time I watch a bad film I want one of these

[karohemd]

Actually, I could do with one right now because I'm watching Knowing in the vague hope it might vaguely amuse me.


- Boring
- I see dead people!
- Ah, now the conspiracy starts. The MiBs have arrived in a shitty car but instead of flashing their thingie they give him a pebble. WTF?
- Yay! Unrealistic explosions!
- Erm, burning people don't tend to stop for a chat...
- Stop it with the CGI fire, if that had been real, you'd never been able to get that close.
- Bright kid, stupid father. Or is that just Nicolas Cage?
- Ooooh, spoooky! NOT!
- Gee, I'm so scared
- Stop harassing people! You're a creep.
- Now he has a gun, I am actually scared.
- I knew it would be something completely innocent.
- *sigh* and more rubbish CGI action. Die Hard 3 did this a lot better.
- Oh dear, no bible conspiracy, please!
- Oooh, shiny pebble conspiracy!
- Who writes on the underside of their bed?
- Man, easy on the teeth whitening!
- OMG, the sun is going to explode! From bad conspiracy theory to bad SciFi.
- Ah, the Aliens are using hearing aids to spy on people.
- Fingernails of DOOM!
- WTF is he doing with the door?
- Using a mobile while driving and having kids in the backseat? Stupid cow! And now you're hysterical. FFS!
- Way to cause a panic. Morons.
- Wow, someone filled up their truck with the engine running? Is this film full of morons?
- Stupid cow!
- Bunnies make the world go round.
- Mothership!
- Why is nobody panicking?
- Right you two, you have a new civilisation to build, get to it.