And the award for Moron of the Day goes to

The lorry driver who managed to wedge his vehicle between the fence and the barrier at the entrance of our building's car park so he can't move forward or back, completely blocking the only access to the car park. I don't have to be out before tonight but a colleague needs to pick up his wife from the airport in an hour.
Pity I forgot my USB cable or I could post a photo right away.

Update: The idiot was instructed to wait for his boss who came down from Peterborough with two others in tow who then simply told (as far as I could see from above) the idiot how to steer so he could get out. What a moron! Especially as he didn't have to get into our part of the car park as the loading bay for next door is in front of the barrier he got stuck in.
Truly up for a reward in the form of a P45, that man.

Just in time for my colleague to get to the airport.

Pub

I might not be at the pub tonight as there's a silly Kwik Cricket match/picnic thing with work if it's not raining. Starts at 6 so will probably last a while.
I'll probably go straight to the Calling after that, as I need to go home to get changed, anyway.

Looks like it's happening, so I won't be there...