How am I supposed to survive this year?

It's only early June which means there will be at least 12 weeks more of this weather.
Does anyone know of translator jobs in Northern Canada or Alaska? For the time being, Northern Scotland might just about do.
At least the new office has a working aircon which means I most likely won't be leaving the building at all during the day and the car is in the shade underneath.

I hate this body. :o(

And would you believe it, one row up is an Italian girl wearing a thick woolen jumper...