karohemd: by LJ user gothindulgence (Seal)
[personal profile] karohemd
Interesting viewpoint and I think quite valid as "survival of the fittest" applies here and the panda is, quite frankly, too stupidill adapted to survive. It would be entirely different if all it took was to conserve or expand his habitat.

I'd be interested to hear what my naturalist/conservationist friends think about this.

(thanks to [livejournal.com profile] raggedy_man for the link)

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Our other option is to force evolve the panda and feed the damn stupid animal steak, to show it what it's missing.

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginasketch.livejournal.com
Steak or Bamboo? That's a no-brainer!

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Exactly!

get it a nice big roast with some gravy as well, show it some proper grub.

It could become a food critic "I used to only eat Bamboo, now I only eat at Michelin one star."

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginasketch.livejournal.com
Just as long as we don't create a monster and it starts saying "that's pukka!" all the time.

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Panda chain restaurants are just a few steps away.

You want dolphin with that?

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Heh, you should read the Neil Gaiman short story Sunbird, about an exclusive club of people whose aim it is to eat every single species of animal, including mystical ones (like the Sunbird).
It's in Fragile Things.

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
That sounds like my sort of club :)

I'm tempted to put a "Would you eat panda" poll up

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 07:38 pm (UTC)
fearmeforiampink: (Mal'akh)
From: [personal profile] fearmeforiampink
Wise Grasshopper open successful chain of pizza restaurants.

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Funny you should say that, the panda used to be a carnivore (it still has canines) and then for some unknown reason decided to switch to one of the most difficult to digest and metabolise plants ever.

Re: (Not serious)

Date: 22/9/09 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
I know :)

Yet another reason the stupid creature is doomed; I mean why not at least stay as an omnivore?!

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