Ozzy's Twitters

[karohemd]

• 20:40 Uakari monkeys look so sad tinyurl.com/uakari #
• 20:57 I might have to watch the new Fast&Furious, just because Michelle Rodriguez is in it. Om Nom Nom. #
• 21:03 He looks nothing like Tesla! (watching Sanctuary) #
• 21:08 at least he can do electricity #
• 21:13 The new Bird's Eye "Show me your pink" salmon fish fingers advert is just wrong... #
• 21:33 The Daily Mash says what I only dared think about the Archbishop of Canterbury's speech: tinyurl.com/d7seg8 #

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