Apprentice LULs

[karohemd]

"...why you didn't go all out and get a Roman Catholic priest to get [the butcher's] confession?"

But who to fire? They were all rubbish and are blaming each other...

HA! Quick, harsh, but fair. The bribing the sports shop thing was really what got Jenny ChinBitch, I think.

"It's like working with a Tasmanian Devil" (Jennifer on Clare)

What? They're going to fire two?

"I think Edinburgh isn't what it used to be" (pmoodie?)

Another bitch gone, yay!

Comments

[queenortart.livejournal.com]

I'm very happy

[mr-malk.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for more fireworks about the bribery, but to be honest, Big Al was right on top of his game ("So are you Jewish or not? If you pull your trousers down we can all check!"), and Right-Hand-Nick and Left-Hand-Margaret were also in superb touch. The "Edinburgh isn't what it used to be" comment alone was worth tuning in for!

And to be honest, given the team that lost, I would have been happy with ANY of them getting fired, but Jennie O'Bitchie and Jenny Celeriac, aka Chinny Gingerbitch fitted the bill nicely.

Michael Sophocles squirming like a worm under a magnifying glass on a sunny day was hilarious. Apart from all the Jewish/half-Jewish/Kosher chicken blessed by a Muslim butcher malarkey (and the fact that he then crossed himself in the foyer), the fact that he was bigging up his cowskin haggling skills, and SrAln pointed out that Raef had got one for less than a third of the price!

Oh, and Claire Alsationwoman, she was awful as well.

Huzzah!!!

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

"I think Edinburgh isn't what it used to be" (pmoodie?)

I need more context! I mean, it used to be a hill-fort, so in that sense it's true that it isn't what it used to be.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

It referred to the quality of education provided by Edingburgh uni.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Aha!

Well I wouldn't know about that. I believe it's generally easier to get into University these days, but I don't know if the standard of what they teach you once you're there has slipped.

[her-welshness.livejournal.com]

And the way that Margaret said it as well!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I like Margaret (and Nick).