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Those who've seen Goldmember know what I mean.

First of all sorry to those who wanted to go along and couldn't get tickets. It's not that I didn't offer reserving them for people...

It was a very black and white movie in terms of goodness and funniness.
- The opening sequence with Tom Cruise was wonderful
- Despite all their bad taste colours, the costumes are great
- I don't think they've ever heard a Dutch man talk. Take the guy from the Grolsch advert and take it from there. They don't say Scheiße, either, that's German.
- Sharks With Fricking Laser Beams on Their Heads!! ;o)
- The Fat Bastard scenes were just gratuitous, everybody moaned
- Michael Caine was actually quite surprisingly good
- The transformation of Dr Evil was just wrong and didn't work. Lots of the Dr. E stuff wasn' funny, except the hip hop pisstake in the prison. His son isn't really funny, either.
- Please don't let [livejournal.com profile] robinbloke see the Godzilla scene! ;o)


All in all a good way to spend two hours with friends having a laugh but not great. We need an edit version of this with only the good bits in.

Who throws cupcakes?

Date: 31/7/02 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonnyargles.livejournal.com
My head hurt trying to work out why the whole time travelling thing needed to happen.

1965 Austin was Frozen

1975 Austin meets Foxy. Now Beyonce's not much over 20 in that film, so when he had a relationship with her, she must have been in the Gary Glitter bracket.

Austin was frozen for thirty years, which would have meant that if he looks thirty now, he would have been around for sixty years. And yet, Sir Michael Caine did not look eighty.

When they brought the 'Harry Potter' stuff in, I just gave up.

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