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The concept art for the animated Dragonlance film really isn't inspiring. Usually, the concept art is much shinier than the finished product but this looks like it's from the orignal D&D cartoon:

ION: My favourite barber's just raised the price for a clipper haircut by 100% (from a fiver to a tenner). Bastard. It had been to good to be true, anyway. Still cheaper than anywhere else, though and at five mins walk from work I'm not complaining too much.

Cheap haircuts....

Date: 28/11/06 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] will-sample.livejournal.com
...know what you mean. Its hard to find a good barber these days. I've taken to using the local Pakistani barbershop, as we discuss methods by which to keep wives obedient [the first time I went in, they saw me telling my wife to go home, and her immediate obedience to that] , and I get my haircut for 6 Euro.

Standard pricing on the wall sign says 12 :)

Re: Cheap haircuts....

Date: 28/11/06 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesquipedality.livejournal.com
Back under your bridge.

Date: 28/11/06 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nevla.livejournal.com
[dragonlance stuff] You're right, looks a bit naff. :(

Date: 28/11/06 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Given the prior D&D film and the presence of Kender I have no hope for this film whatsoever.

Now if they called it "Noonday Kender Chainsaw Massacre" I would be interested....

Date: 28/11/06 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Films, even. I think I need to bring the second one to a silly film night one day. It's not a good film by any means but it's not appalingly bad and with a higher budget and better actors it could have been even reasonable. It's a bit like Underworld, really, but instead of set in the WoD it's set in the DnD world with DnD characters. They even had game stats for the main cast (all 7th Level). :o)

You, happily playing a Pooka for so long, dislikes Kender? I'll never get my head around that one.

Date: 28/11/06 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Because Kender are basically stereotypical thieving sods who wouldn't last six minutes in a civilised society; whereas Pooka are deranged lunatics who can actually be useful on occasion.

Date: 28/11/06 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Fair enough.

Date: 28/11/06 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com
Ga. I was staring at theat pic for ages thinking "which character is that?" before eventually seeing the label, then I went and had a look at their gallery.
Snort! Distinctive characters... not!

Date: 28/11/06 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Like cardboard cutouts.

Date: 28/11/06 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyrdness.livejournal.com
*Is underwhelmed* It looks like Riverwind has been beaten with the ugly stick. Then again Tanis doesn't look that fantastic either (he looks like he's stuck in "I'm moody because my hair keeps falling in my eyes despite wearing a headband" mode). :-/

Date: 28/11/06 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
So if we get you, [livejournal.com profile] belak_krin and [livejournal.com profile] nekofairy666 for the concept art plus [livejournal.com profile] motodraconis for the CGI and claymation together, and hire [livejournal.com profile] suzerain as art director, we would be able to produce a better film.
[livejournal.com profile] simonsatori can write the script and I have a very similar camera to the one they shot Corpse Bride with, so let's get cracking. ;o)

Date: 29/11/06 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzerain.livejournal.com
Thanks... can I take that as a compliment?


and yes, that really is atrocious concept art. looks like it was made with Heromachine, rather than original artwork.

that, and resisting laughing at the details that mean Sturm's armour would'nt be wearable... at all.

ahh. makes me feel much better to see stuff like that, y'know. Thanks :)

Date: 29/11/06 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
That was indeed a compliment. :o)

It's not that it's schoolboy bad, it's just utterly utterly boring without any character whatsoever.

Sturm: Haven't really looked at it that way. It looks like the torso armour is one piece around the body which would indeed make it unwearable. Then again, Sturm was born wearing armour so that would explain it. ;oÞ

Date: 28/11/06 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
I knew I'd forget someone. Add [livejournal.com profile] pmoodie to that list. I'm sure there'll be more artistic types on my flist willing to help. :o)

Date: 28/11/06 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toxicpixie.livejournal.com
A tenner?! Daylight robbery I tell thee! But then, I haven't had a cut since @'92...

And yes, that art's ropey :S

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

Date: 28/11/06 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
Yeah, that rat is a bit uninspired, but it looks like an early, uncoloured draft. It'll probably look beter once it's coloured in.

Is it the same people who did that animated Conan film, Red Nails? Looks like the same style.

As for haircuts - Small world! I got mine cut today too, but I'm happy to report mine still charge £6. Although I didn't get the young lass who fondles my head, so I'm a bit sad about that. :(

Date: 28/11/06 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
Yeah, that rat is a bit uninspired

I did of course mean, that ART is a bit uninspired. Not that rat. But I can't type for shit.

Date: 28/11/06 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
I liked rat better. ;o)
No idea who the production company is, should be mentioned on the website.

:oP Yeah, I got the old geezer, too. There's nothing more relaxing than getting your head massaged by a pretty girl. ;o)

Date: 28/11/06 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
There's nothing more relaxing than getting your head massaged by a pretty girl. ;o)

Werl, it might be more realxing to have a pretty girl massaging something else but that probably costs more than £6! :P

Date: 28/11/06 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Such talk from a married man! Tsk tsk. ;o)

Date: 28/11/06 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
Well, I'm not married, just happily entangled. :)

But you're right, I'm a terrible potty-mouth! Shame on me!

Luckily my long-suffering Special Lady knows all too well what I'm like. :)

Date: 28/11/06 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Ah, I wasn't quite sure of how official your entanglement status was. ;o)

Your Santa icon scares me. :oP

Date: 28/11/06 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
Well, it's about as official as these things get without putting rings on each other's fingers. We've got a mortgage and everything!

And don't let Santa/Tor scare you. He's just a big softie really! :)

Date: 28/11/06 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Oooh! The screenplay is written by the guy that did Cleopatra 2525!! It's going to be awesome!! *looks forward to it*

Only got a year or so to wait for it.

Date: 28/11/06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
You are being sarcastic, I hope?

Date: 28/11/06 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

Er...no...I loved Cleopatra 2525. It was awesome! I own the DVDs :)

Date: 29/11/06 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadone.livejournal.com

How can anything involving a cute blonde stripper fighting evil alien overlords be bad? :)

Randomly wandering in...

Date: 29/11/06 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adze.livejournal.com
I tend to get my hair cut in London these days - I'm there anyway, most weekends, and it only costs £6...

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