Caption competition

[karohemd]

Bush and Merkel meet (the pic is from a German news mailshot, that's why it's so small).

ETA: You guys are great, keep them coming!

Comments

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Merkel: Braaaains

[rirekon.livejournal.com]

Bush: ...
Merkel: No braaaains

[rirekon.livejournal.com]

Merkel: It was thiiiis big!

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Merkel: Gott in himmel! The biggest tit in the world! This'll take both hands...

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

" clintons...'administration' was THIS big, how does yours compare? "

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

oh great, now I have to roll around on the floor gasping for breath...

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

" I haf taught you Cat's Cradle 86 times and still you are unable to progress beyond staring blankly ".

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Trust you to come up with something like that. ;oÞ

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Merkel (thinks): Don't ... mention ... the war ...

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Come now Mr Bush, the waltz is really very easy.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I caught a fish too, mine was thiiiiiiiiiiis big.

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

Bush (thinking)- Is she gonna do that kung fu stuff like the chick in the Matrix? that would be so cool!

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

I know what'll turn the frown upside down... who want's a huuuuuuuuuuug!?

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

i miss the pagesbar website :(

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

No no, let me explain. You cannot make the sun shine out of your ass by putting a lightbulb in your pants!

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

We haven't met (I don't think) and already I owe you a drink.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

With help from Tussauds, Eliza finally passes the Turing test.

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

" When we paint dusseldorf red later on mister President, I suggest you dance like this...Big fish...Little fish...."

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Wrong colour, the Christian Democrats (i.e. Conservatives) are black. ;o) Although it is a great coalition in government.

[kimkali.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the Black Shirts... of course!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

At least they aren't brown!

And your icon makes my eyes water...

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

ooohh this reminds of a very long a tedious discussion i had with a hungarian housemate about their politics. about four hours and thirty colours later i resolved to dissociate colours from politics for ever more.

which is helpful aas i hate the colour yellow but am a liberal :P

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Heh.
Famous previous German foreign minister Genscher (who was a Liberal) had a collection of yellow slipovers that were feared around the world. ;o)

Caption...

[will-sample.livejournal.com]

... 'This was the length of the truncheons carried by East German police when I was a child. Thank you for all that your country has done to make my people enjoy the freedom we have today.'

Re: Caption...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*groans*

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Bush: "That's a WMD you're carrying, I've seen them before."

[suzerain.livejournal.com]

"Mr Bush, if you come within *this* distance of me with that yellow stain on your trousers, I'll....."


(yes, I know it's just the light, but...)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Merkel: Ze Trondhiem Hammer Dance... Dammit, where's my Hammer gone?

Heh

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Slightly wrong mythology, though, and Trondheim is in Norway. ;o)

Re: Heh

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

She's quoting Monty Python. I thought Germans loved Python?

Re: Heh

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, and you're right.
Hm, most people will know the dubbed versions, though and I have no idea what that became...

Re: Heh

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

I would have thought Norwegian Folk Dancing is just as amusing to Germans as it is to Brits...Although you do do that dressing in Lederhosen and banging your steins on the table thing, don't you?

Or is that just like all Brits being Morris Dancers?

Re: Heh

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Or is that just like all Brits being Morris Dancers?

Even less than that, actually. Lederhosen are a strictly Southern Bavaria (and Austria and parts of Switzerland) thing.

[susanofstohelit.livejournal.com]

Merkel: really? the biggest fish I ever caught was thiiiis big...

[von-geisterhand.livejournal.com]

Tired of all the diplomatic options, Frau Merkel decided to solve the Iranian conflict by grabbing both of Bush's nipples.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I actually thought she's going for his throat. ;o)