Organ

1 May 2006 02:32 pm
karohemd: by sogoth.livejournal.com (Music)
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If I ever get married (yeah, right), I want the organist to play A Whiter Shade of Pale, especially if it's a really big organ. :o)

Date: 1/5/06 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oz-not-ozzy.livejournal.com
So... let me get this straight....

You want a Whiter Shade of Pale coming out of a big organ on your wedding day...?

That's what the wedding night is for methinks! :-þ

(Well if you will give me such blatant opportunities Ozzy!)

Date: 1/5/06 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Ever wondered why wedding dresses are usually off-white?

Date: 1/5/06 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crocodilewings.livejournal.com
If I ever get married, at the reception I'm going to insist they play Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, by The Smiths.

Date: 1/5/06 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Nooooo! (although the lyrics are cool)
When is it, anyway?

Date: 1/5/06 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeylover.livejournal.com
civil in Edinburgh on 17 June, then proper in Germany on 15 July

Date: 1/5/06 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ua-meruti.livejournal.com
Lots of people have been having "You're Really Growing on Me" by the Darkness apparently.
It's about genital warts.
Starting a marriage as you mean to go on?

Date: 1/5/06 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskeylover.livejournal.com
Could be worse- they could chose this love song from Monty Python...

Medical love song - Monty Python

Inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes,
my syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
how I miss you more and more
You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
when we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

My clapped-out genitalia
is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
but you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

Date: 5/5/06 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilydongray.livejournal.com
How clichéd.

(NB: It is very popular at weddings...)

Date: 5/5/06 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
At church?

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