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[karohemd]

00:31 oh bloody unskippable DVD trailers #

14:15 If you ever want to see The Giant Spider Invasion, do NOT watch the trailer because it contains the best scenes. #

16:06 I'm glad the world cup isn't interfering with #DoctorWho. Thanks, #BBC. #

16:07 Hello #BBC News, please show actual news, thank you. #

18:46 The houses with the biggest England flags are the same ones with the most ridiculous Xmas lights. Coincidence? #

18:49 James Corden is really putting me off #DoctorWho but I shall prevail. #DrWho #

18:57 Today's ep is really weird. #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:03 Oh dear, I can hear the fapping already. #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:06 In yer face, Corden. #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:08 Literally. :D #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:13 Yay, mad contraption! #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:17 "Sophie, my *hero*"? writing fail #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:25 Ewwwwww. #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:30 Oh wow, next week looks fantastic. I also completely forgot about the adv. game. Now I know what I'll do later. #DoctorWho #DrWho #

19:30 But first, to the kitchen! #

20:36 Dear internet, please speed up. If you're watching the football on the net on Virgin in Cambs, fuck you for sucking my bandwidth. Get a TV. #

20:56 I can't even upload a 230K JPEG to flickr. #Virginfail #

21:06 Just flipped channels to see if they've lost yet. I'd go mad with that incessant drone of those trumpets... #

21:29 Photo still not uploaded, it's stuck at 99% GRRRR. I want to post a food blog, dammit! #

21:47 New food blog: Pork steaks and courgettes - is.gd/cN0WB #

23:24 Playing the #DoctorWho Adventure Game. Clunky interface makes the action sequences hard. "Left, you moron, left!" Still good for a free game #

23:27 Oooh, Pumpkinhead is on ITV4 at 1. Lance Henriksen classic. Must finish #DrWho game til then. #

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