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[karohemd]

10:49 News of the day: UKIP's Nigel Farage survives bi-plane crash. Possible cause: The banner caught up in the tail fin. is.gd/bWEJS #

20:45 has started watching The Wire Season 2, this could be a long night... #

21:24 Hah, election night #comedinewithme #c4altelection #

21:26 Somebody give that man an actual knife. I can't watch. #comedinewithme #c4altelection #

21:34 "A walking, talking Stephen Hawking" - Jimmy Carr on #c4altelection on @ProfBrianCox #

21:43 One of the best food based gaming animations in a long time: youtu.be/Ovvk7T8QUIU (via @pinkapplejam) #

22:56 Awesome! RT: @MadMoses: If you're one of the few who hasn't seen the new Machete trailer, go see it: is.gd/bXr5o HT @kylleran #

23:10 For those of you sick of election gubbins, the superb Brick is on Film4 #

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