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[karohemd]

00:03 Thrusting ... Glass ... Dildo ... #doctorwho #

00:06 In the photos on the Radio Times website it looked a bit too clean and clinical but I love the new central console of the Tardis. #doctorwho #

00:27 Right, tomorrow I'm going to go out if the weather is OK and try if I can make a little film like they did on #doctorwho #

16:37 comparethemarket must be making a mint, the new Russian Meerkat Army ad is quite elaborate. #

19:19 Watching new ep of V. Morena Baccarin is still too thin. I guess it makes her look more alien but meh. #

19:36 Hell has frozen over ;o) RT: @miss_s_b: New Doctor Who: I approve. That is all. #

19:52 Wow, #V has turned into soft/horror pr0n. #

20:06 Calamity Jane on #comedinewithme This does not bode well. #

20:10 ASDA gives a 100 day guarantee on clothing? I know why I don't shop there, I want my stuff to last. #

20:17 "I'm an imbiber of nature" They're going to need a wheelbarrow. #comedinewithme #

20:18 Have a whole cake! After that huge main, I'd explode. #comedinewithme #

20:19 Oh, Graham has a nice kitchen. #comedinewithme #

20:20 but I hate him for using foie gras. No duck has a liver that size! #comedinewithme #

20:21 ARGH, curlers. #comedinewithme #

20:22 The contestants actually get on. Which makes a nice change. #comedinewithme #

20:37 That jacket hurts! #comedinewithme Not sure about the beans, either. "Beans are evil! Bad bad beans!" - #doctorwho #

20:40 Huh, what was she eating? Editing error? #comedinewithme #

20:41 Potatoes in a pint glass? #comedinewithme #

20:48 She has a pool? #comedinewithme #

20:56 Great, I like iron filings in my dessert. #comedinewithme #

20:58 As if that woman needed any more money... #comedinewithme #

21:02 And now the amazing #wonders. #

21:05 Wow, Alvin has a window box. #wonders #

21:33 "Snottites" has to be the best name for a lifeform ever. #wonders #

22:35 Bah, two more glitches in Shaun of the Dead they missed: Renault badge and missing puddle in newsgagent's. #GreatMovieMistakes on #BBC3 #

22:40 "Edward's mouth moves but no words come out". Good, I say, good! #GreatMovieMistakes #

23:13 Back to Baltimore. #TheWire #

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