My tweets, let me show you them

[karohemd]

15:22 [Photographers' rights in the UK] Let's hope the cops actually read this: is.gd/a8cTo #

20:12 Shame, I liked Lynn. #Masterchef #

20:14 Ooh, those pro dishes look nice. #Masterchef #

20:19 Only 6 hours? It'll be three times as long in real life. #Masterchef #

20:22 Food's looking good! #Masterchef #

20:23 And more innocent scallops had to die for #Masterchef. Is someone keeping an official tally? #

20:29 Another bloody double whammy #

20:34 I wouldn't want to be on her hit list. That was a scary freeze frame... #Masterchef #

20:35 Those poor sole... #Masterchef #

20:48 Oooh, no respite now instead of no let-up. #Masterchef #

20:51 Stop it with the puns. #Masterchef #

20:52 NOOOO, more scallops in pea puree. :/ #Masterchef #

20:53 Nobody likes a crybaby. #Masterchef #

20:54 They could make up for the two wnners of the last heat by not allowing anyone through in this one. #Masterchef #

20:54 Asian/mash combos DO NOT WORK! #Masterchef #

20:55 Even the thought of it makes my mouth revolt. #Masterchef #

20:55 Gregg likes it firm, eh? #Masterchef #

20:58 Fair, I guess. #Masterchef #

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