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[karohemd]

17:46 Best thing about watching #NaturalWorld is when I can say "I've been there!" (re the Guanacos in Torres del Paine). flic.kr/p/w4fPK #

18:06 Orang utan using a boat, paddling with his hands. *boggles* #NaturalWorld #

18:42 On the gmail account I use for Steam, the ad across the top is currently for "Steam Traps & Valves" ... #

18:58 When I watch Lost Kingdoms of Africa I'm always sad that a continent with such a huge, rich and highly developed history is so poor now. #

19:00 Don't know if I watch Ray Blanc's new cookery series tomorrow. He's good but he made a shambles of the last series of The Restaurant. #

19:35 Wow, James May can shoot. #topgear #

19:38 Funnily enough, the real #Biathlon (men's 10km sprint) is on at the real #olympics #topgear #

19:39 YAY, Captain Slow won! #topgear #

19:46 Dammit, watching #topgear makes me feel cold. *turns up heating* #

19:52 Beautiful Jag #topgear #

19:57 That is actually quite beautiful. #topgear #

20:04 Haven't they done the bobsleigh thing before? #topgear #

20:20 Disappointing German results in men's #biathlon #olympics :/ #

20:21 Rockets on a mini? That can't go well. #topgear #

20:23 Haha, A-Team montage theme. #topgear #

20:24 Marshmellow wall? #topgear #

20:25 "We're on the cutting edge of cocking about" - Hamster #topgear #

20:26 The mini came short but it looked good. #topgear #

20:27 Reindeer, Clarkson, not moose. #topgear #

20:28 The Stig going down the ski jump wasn't as scary as I thought it might be. #topgear #

20:36 Sad that the skiiing conditions are so rubbish in Whistler. Fresh powder at the very top but not where the competition runs are. #olympics #

20:57 I WILL NOT WATCH LUGE TONIGHT, I HAVE A HARD WEEK AT WORK AHEAD. #OLYMPICS #

21:18 Sunshine in Whistler. Nice but that won't help the slushy conditions. #olympics #

21:44 And I thought Jack Bauer was off his rocker, this woman needs to be locked up. #24 #

21:50 Oh, interesting. The speed skaters' suits looks similar to swimmers' (sharkskin emulation) #olympics #

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