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Why, Uwe Boll, Why?

I just stopped watching In the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege Tale, not quite an hour in because I couldn't face another hour (yes, it's over two hours long) of this drivel.
Thing is, it actually looks rather lush with reasonable production values and the fights aren't too bad, either but it's just boring as all hell and I still don't quite know what the plot is actual about. Not even Ron Perlman can save this one and he's one of those actors who usually do (like Lance Henriksen, although he's lost his touch a bit recently). At least I've only wasted a Lovefilm slot and haven't spent actual money on it.
That's it, I'm not giving him another chance and have signed the petition. Stop Boll!