Have you ever noticed

that there's only one tiny letter difference between the words "running" and "ruining"? Especially when followed by e.g. a company, city or country name...

Wimbledon

My namesake is losing. Not surprisingly, him being No 144 against the No. 2 in the world. Bad luck in the draw... At least he's not losing too badly, just one game so far.

All the Lego, ever

If you locked me into this vault, I would never have to see the outside world again and could die happy. I could finally have the shiny train set my parents never could afford (or at least said they couldn't, the lying, tight-fisted cheats).