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[karohemd]

00:50 District 13 - Ultimatum is a far cry from the original but still has a a number of good action scenes. No lovable gangstas, though. #

20:20 Completely forgot #comedinewithme was on. What have I missed? #

20:25 Shame he didn't cook his steaks properly (no proper sear), otherwise his menu would have been not bad at all. #comedinewithme #

20:29 I wonder how "I've eaten at the Fat Duck" Dan's menu will turn out. At least he's fair. #comedinewithme #

20:36 Just in the oven like that? #comedinewithme #

20:36 What is she wearing??? #comedinewithme #

20:37 You have no right to mock anyone's dress sense, woman! #comedinewithme #

20:40 It didn't go very crispy? Duh. No wonder the way you were cooking it. #comedinewithme #

20:41 Don't feed the dog! #comedinewithme #

20:44 Shop bought pastry base? Shame on you! #comedinewithme #

20:53 Oh shut up, Kate. #comedinewithme #

20:58 Excellent, Dan deserved it. #comedinewithme #

20:59 And now for the shenanigans on #TopGear #

21:01 Milk float? Finally an appropriate motor for Captain Slow. ;o) #TopGear #

21:05 Watching Clarkson "work" makes me remember the coconut women from The Restaurant. I hope they have medics on standby. #TopGear #

21:05 Wooden door! #TopGear #

21:07 Haha, Hamster periscope. #TopGear #

21:09 LOL @ scampering pigeon #TopGear #

21:11 What would you do if Clarkson rang your doorbell? #TopGear #

21:13 "I have my head in a plastic box and everyone can see me" #TopGear #

21:15 "Geoff was dead" Oh dear. #TopGear #

21:20 This man is going to die of embarrassment at work tomorrow. #TopGear #

21:29 Just another example that Americans can't build cars. #TopGear #

21:43 Nice one, Michael Sheen! #TopGear #

21:49 Oh cock! #TopGear #

21:50 Awesome pendulum! #TopGear #

21:53 Good thing that isn't real smoke (or at least I hope not). #TopGear #

21:56 Yay! RT: @qikipedia: What's that? It couldn't be? IT IS!! A new series of QI !!! **Explodes with excitement** tinyurl.com/qi0208 #

22:00 LOL @ STIG going down the access ramp. #

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