Roleplaying meme

[karohemd]

Years roleplaying: 19 (I started late)
Least favourite character?: That DSA woodelf I played two or three times. I thought I'd challenge myself and play an elf but it didn't work out.
Male or female characters?: Male.
Oldest character played: what do you mean? First character or the oldest character by age or the character I've been playing the longest? First character was a DSA dwarf whose name I can't remember (it was a rubbish campaign, anyway), the oldest by age will have Balthasar von Rabenstein, my Cam Tremere and the one I played for the longest was either Borgam, DSA dwarf priest or Alucard, my Cam Malk.
Newest character?: Rupert Bulmer, my CoC gentleman of leisure

Which character of yours would be most likely to... Jump off a bridge?: Either Fitzpan, my DSA Schelm (Prankster) or Rupert
Get drunk and pass out?: Fitzpan again
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way?: Again Fitzpan but he wouldn't kill and choose to humiliate instead
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Fitzpan yet again
Be raped?: I don't think any
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: None, I think.
Get lung cancer?: Either Rupert or Borgam
Star in a horror movie?: Alucard looked like Christopher Lee in Dracula...
Star in a whore movie?: Fitzpan ;o)
Star in a video game?: Either Slash (Shadowrun Dwarf Rocker) or Lenscap (SLA Industries Stormer)
Make the world a better place?: Believe it or not, Alucard. Even Sam was too self-absorbed.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: Fitzpan again

Relate each word to a character of yours:
Love: Sam Willikins, Cam Boggan, without a single doubt.
Hate: Borgon, Dwarf Nethermancer in crispy3ed's Earthdawn campaign
Money: Rupert. He just happens to have money but isn't really greedy
Seduction: -
Lies: My Cam Squirrel Pooka
Tragedy: Sam again
Manipulation: I'm bad at this sort of thing so probably none
Violence: Lenscap
Politics: Alucard, funnily enough but more or less because he was forced to after becoming Prince
Fire: -
Ice: -

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute?: Probably
Play a musician?: Have done, Dwarf Rocker in Shadowrun and Toreador Sax player in Vampire 2nd Ed
Play a pilot?: Like a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar (would do if I a SciFi campaign came along)
Play a homosexual?: Would be interesting but to be honest, I wouldn't feel confident enough not to portray a stereotype
Play a pedophile?: Not as a PC.
Play a politician?: Would be very difficult for me so no.
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: In the right kind of game, and most like only for a one-off. Stuff like this gets boring rather quickly.
Play a character who commits incest?: Depends, most likely not

Brief Bio your characters...
(assuming currently active ones)
Rupert Bulmer: Educated, idle rich gentleman, parents died and left estate to him, travelled the world seeking adventure to forget (missing the Great War in the process), always accompanied by his trusty (and now possibly late) valet and good friend Dunbar
Lenscap: Stormer cameraman (Media Package), providing Squad BZN's battle footage