-Are you tired of feeling guilty every time you see one of those Chick-Fil-A ads where the cow is trying to convince you to eat chicken instead? I eat the chicken... and then eat the cow... mmmmmmm
-Are you tired of feeling weird every time you eat dinner with a vegetarian? Do you have to order a salad too? Yeah... No salad though... I keep wanting to cook the vegetarian...
-Do you fleetingly consider being a vegetarian? Vege-curious? Nope, I'm very comfortable in my carniv-uality.
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I eat the chicken... and then eat the cow... mmmmmmm
-Are you tired of feeling weird every time you eat dinner with a vegetarian? Do you have to order a salad too?
Yeah... No salad though... I keep wanting to cook the vegetarian...
-Do you fleetingly consider being a vegetarian?
Vege-curious? Nope, I'm very comfortable in my carniv-uality.
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