MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE

[karohemd]

The must have apronsplatter-shield for the next BBQ
(Vegetarians should not click this link if they are easily offended by the likes of warrenellis)

Comments

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

I HAPPEN TO PREFER MY LUMP OF ANIMAL TO BE PULSING AND SQUIRTING JUICES WHEN I EAT IT

THREATENED WITH FIRE > KILLED WITH FIRE

CAPS LOCK > LOWERCASE

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

I PREFER UR MOM TO BE SQUIRTING JOOSES WHEN I EAT HER.

NEETCH.

[CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL]

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

I HEAR NICHOLAS CAGE PREFERS YOU TO BE SQUIRTING JUICES WHEN HE EATS YOU

JUST SAYING

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

IN A BEAR SUIT.

OOOH FUCKING YEEEAAHHHH.

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

YIFF

IN

HELL

ETC.

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

You COOK SOCKS in HELL, YIFFBASKET.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

YES, PROBABLY THAT

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I just ordered the tshirt. ;)

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

THREATENED WITH FIRE > KILLED WITH FIRE

Yes, this. (But with more lower case.)

[lupie-stardust.livejournal.com]

I dunno, my relationship with steak is definitely a caplock one.

[themadone.livejournal.com]

*likes* :)

[fractalgeek.livejournal.com]

After that UserPic, I don't know if I want to go to the site...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Heh.
The particular page is SFW but the rest of the range might not be.

[suzerain.livejournal.com]

why does reading "man cook meat with fire" make me think it should be being screamed... by Kompressor?

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Nice idea but sadly, he's retired. :/