Good thing I don't work for the US government

[karohemd]

I'd be done for

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[ginasketch.livejournal.com]

lol

[mr-malk.livejournal.com]

In fairness, the US Government has a fantastic track record of employing German ex-pats as Evil Scientists (at least according to most of the films and comics I ever read on the subject). A lab coat, some wire-rimmed spectacles and a dodgy lab-assistant and you could be set up for life!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

"Tonight, Igor, ve vill be wiktorious. Throw ze switch!"
- "Yeth, Mathter."
- Bzzzzztt!
- "Ve hafe lift-off!"

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

I thought it wath pronounthed Marthter...

...And what's with that conversation? It looks like an interaction with a sales department...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Forgive Igor, he's very young.

I think it is.

[hamsterhotep.livejournal.com]

He's *tho* adorable, though.

[roguish-ink.livejournal.com]

Ditto :)

[diasporal-waves.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I still think we should nuke you from orbit...just to be sure.

:)