karohemd: by LJ user gothindulgence (Cinema)
Ozzy ([personal profile] karohemd) wrote2006-05-31 10:23 pm

Uwe Boll really can't leave computer games alone, can he?


In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

However, with Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds and Ron Perlman among the cast, this could actually be fun...

[identity profile] becky-spence.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*hisses* he's the man responsible for the _only_ film I have ever walked out of, it was so appallingly bad!!!

(House of the Dead, if you were wondering)

[identity profile] briggsy.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Argh, that man did Bloodrayne, a film I struggled through to the end of if only because I'd spent a day downloading it because there's nothing wrong with hot vampires in tight outfits.

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's the one. Alone in the Dark, too and other really shit films.

[identity profile] astatine210.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)

"..this could actually be fun..."

No. No it won't be. The only possible good thing that can come out of an Uwe Boll film is a few film techies getting some practice before they work on a real film.

(deleted comment)

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2006-05-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to say I haven't seen any of his films yet. Even lovefilm.com (the online DVD rental service I use, similar to netflicks) seem to think they're so bad that they don't want them to send them (they have been in the queue for ages).

[identity profile] razornet.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
That has about as much to do with dungeon siege as my mum. It's a poor excuse for LOTR: The Extra Rip-Off let alone taking a decent games name down with it. The guy should be removed from cinema.

[identity profile] dreamsewing.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
What I find Truly Disturbing is how much Burt Reynolds is starting to look like Sean Connery.