we've got a local candidate for that party. He stands by the road side every morning and evening waving a large inflatable banana at people and smiling. He looks like a very nice man...
According to a random classicist in the line next to me at the poll station (who obviously knew and cared far more about politics than me), key issues this year include:
Introduction of a 99p coin to reduce change
Sending a delegation to the North Pole to yell "Stop melting!" at the icebergs. They acknowledge that whilst it won't do any good, it's still more than the other parties are promising.
And of course, this policy alone is sufficient to warrant a vote for them: Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.
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Would get my vote...
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All the up to date information can be found here http://www.omrlp.com/
How to join, how to stand as an MP, and how to propose new policies and ministries.
Am seriously tempted to stand as a candidate for Cambridge at the next one... (if it just wasn't that expensive...)
And remember, a vote for loonies is a vote for madness. Which can only be a good thing when compared to the 'sanity' of the two main parties
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