My tweets, let me show you them
00:30 Spartacus: Blood and Sand 3.ly/LBPu is for the lulz. Thin story, bad acting, graphic violence and full frontal nudity. #TV #Spartacus #
00:57 Quite a step down for John Hannah and Lucy Lawless. It's silly fun, though. #Spartacus #
01:02 Oh dear, the CGI blood is getting ridiculous. #Spartacus #
01:07 I've got it: It's a combination of Rome and 300 but without the quality of acting and production values. #Spartacus #
16:53 I'm in sock sorting hell. Help! Urge to throw them all away and buy 20 identical pairs rising... #
20:25 It's your own fault if you use a metal fork when doing a stirfry you stupid cow. She really isn't the brightest, is she? #comedinewithme #
20:36 Holy shit, this man is dangerous! #comedinewithme #
20:40 The i in Taleggio is silent, you muppet. Remember this. (same goes for pretty much everyone on TV, even real chefs) #comedinewithme #
20:46 Is Javine really that stupid or is this just for show? #comedinewithme #
20:56 Yay, people learn about the pleasure of properly cooked steak. #comedinewithme #
21:06 I randomly saw Stand by Me for the first time in over 20 years on Friday. Kiefer Sutherland hasn't really changed since then. #24 #
21:16 Wow, Sky1 is quick. Lost restarting Friday (less than a week's delay), Caprica next week. #
21:21 Not convinced of Katee Sackhoff yet. She's just ... bland. (and, quite frankly, looks too skinny for her own good). #24 #
21:55 Oooh, the oranges in my organic box were actually blood oranges. This is going to be a yummy smoothie. #
22:02 Boom! #24 #
22:07 Uh oh, he shouldn't have done that. Now you won't be able to take pens on planes anymore. #24 #
22:13 Bloody hell, it's Jürgen Prochnow playing an Eastern European bad guy. Some things never change. #24 #
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