At least he didn't ask if he could bum one

[karohemd]

From Overheard in the Office:

Australian employee: What's your expression for 'Back of the fag packet'?
American employee: First, you'll have to tell me what a 'fag packet' is. Then I might be able to help.

Empire State Building
New York, New York

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[lather2002.livejournal.com]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain…"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say…"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

[dougs.livejournal.com]

I've just thought of a whole new meaning to "pushing the envelope".

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to know. ;oÞ

[(Anonymous)]

It wouldn't be the envelope of a French letter, would it? ;)